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Hey there, welcome to my blog. My name is Sean, and I'm here to kick ass and blog things. Feel free to stick around.

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

confubu:

MARIEEE

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

(Source: iraffiruse)

sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

emilysachs:

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emilysachs:

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(Source: speedlimit15)

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

(Source: catleecious)

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

(Source: pitynotawidow-archive)